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In the Hong Kong Special Autonomous Region of China, Customs and National Defense Headquarters of Most Honourable Memorial People’s Building, Third Chief Senior Enforcement and Contraband Officer John Sing Chew Yang, Jr. sits across the table from Mr. Ralph Nebulous, Associate Customer Service Representative (Air & Ocean) at Box&Go World-Wide DIY Shipping, Plc. Ltd., an NVOCC. Google it.
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50 years after the Cuban missile crisis, the world waits anxiously as the fate of nine military vehicles hangs in the balance.
During the one-and-only Vice Presidential Debate for the 2016 Election held in Farmville, Virginia on 4 October, Senator Tim Kaine did a fine job against the late former President Ronald Reagan.
Just like 1980 all over again…
He was not joking when he said, “…when I come home and dinner’s not ready, I’ll go through the roof.”
LAMESTREAM MEDIA RELEASE: At Sarah Palin’s School of Public Speaking, Mr. Donald Trump is our star celebrity student.
Head Governess Sarah Palin has this to say of Donald Trump’s speaking skills;
“He is a fast learner with temper mints, you betcha! We learned him real fast! Good thing he stayed away from her Katie Couric, she does the gotcha questions like always. That’s why I say, I, like every Trumpet I’m speaking with, we’re ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the tax payers looking to bail out, but ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping thugh, it’s got to be all about job creation too, shoring up our economy, and putting it back on the right track, so healthcare reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans.”
2 OCTOBER SINGAPORE: With immediate effect, motorists are no longer allowed to make u-turns when driving in Singapore.
Has anyone noticed the similarity between English comedian, actor, writer, presenter and activist Stephen Fry and future British Prime Minister Theresa May? I was struck by the similarities between the two. Do you think they might be related?
The box that 3 million geocahers might never find (Photo credits below)
SINGAPORE: Tragedy struck the international geocaching community when one of its most sought after Singaporean containers was whisked away to a Chinese railcar factory in the middle of the night.
‘What is geocaching?’ you ask? It’s ok, I had no idea until a Dutch couple shared their passion for this GPS treasure hunting hobby with me. The official website explains it as “an outdoor adventure where players use our free mobile app or a GPS device to find cleverly hidden containers around the world.”
OK, so what’s the ‘disaster’?
Good question. That’s the whole point of this story.
What’s gone wrong is that some geocacher decided to cleverly hide a geocache container under a seat on one of the 26 Singapore MRT Trains that have been sent back to China for repairs.
Millions of Geocahcers have recently arrived in Singapore seeking to locate the hidden container. Not knowing that it is on board a train that is now on the Qingdao Sifang Locomotive and Rolling Stock Company (CSR Sifang) factory premises, they are wandering aimlessly back and forth on Singapore’s North South East West Line.
Not only can such activity cause delays with the few non-defective trains that still operate on these tracks, it also means that these tourists are not spending money at Singapore’s Integrated resorts, shopping malls, theme parks or zoos.
“They might as well have taken holiday on a foreign entity” said one anonymous agency spokesperson.
Ok, there is some good news. A few of the geocachers read an article in a Hong Kong newspaper that identified the location of the train containing the sought after geocache container. These geocachers obtained funds from an ang moh bank robber and have made their way to Qingdao, where they can also enjoy the largest bathing beach in Asia.
Such disasters will not happen in the future as all trains will be phased out of the city-state.
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