Home destroyed as bible signed by Trump combusts


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A family of first responders in Collinsville need help after losing everything in a house fire probably caused by a bible signed by Donald J. Trump, President*.

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Trump declares disaster


Today, President Donald J. Trump declared that a major disaster exists in the Trump Administration and ordered psychological assistance to supplement recovery efforts in the areas affected by severe amorality, recklessness, impulsiveness, ignorance and pettiness.

Federal funding is available to eligible Administrative staff who are members of the Trump family by birth or by marriage.

Federal funding is also available to members of the Republican caucus and FoxNews.

Brock Long, Administrator, Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), Department of Homeland Security, named Eric Trump as the Federal Coordinating Officer for Federal fund distribution to the eligible grifters.

Additional designations may be made at a later date if requested by the SCROTUS and warranted by the results of further emoluments violations.


Trump outlaws main opposition party

Move viewed as attempt by authoritarian leader Donald Trump to further curb democracy

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The United State’s President Donald J. Trump has held power since January 2017

TASS: Trump’s Conservative Supreme Court on Thursday outlawed the country’s main opposition party and banned its members from politics, in a move that critics say will deliver a body blow to democracy in the United States.

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IDA bends to foreign entity influence


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Graphic by Thomas Timlen using Gimp. Hillary Clinton photo provided by Flickr Commons, with no known copyright restrictions.

Hillary Clinton behind latest policy shift

8 JUNE, SINGAPORE: Are you a public servant upset with the decision to ban Internet use on your work computer next year? Well, if so, you can thank a ‘popular’ foreign entity: Hillary Clinton.

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